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Hey, you up?
It's late here, but I was just finishing up a few things in the lab so I thought I'd ping you anyway. Ignore it if you're off-duty and this is work and yadda yadda but... I'm hoping you don't mind doing a bit of extra credit work for me. If you know what I mean.
JUST KIDDING. At least, about the whole "students sexing me up for grades" thing. I let my assistant professor do most of the teaching and all of the grading anyway. But to be totally clear, you're only welcome because you're not actually my student and never will be. But you can wear a schoolgirl skirt if you want to, I guess. Not my thing in particular, but let's not even open that whole can of squirms right now.
The important thing to understand is that you, my dear wielder, seem to be something of an oddity. Kitfox revealed at the Future of Play Direct that I'll be joining their cast in Boyfriend Dungeon this summer, to measure that X factor between you and your fave weapon. How does wielding work, for an exemplary couple like you? What kinds of communication and non-verbal communication could an A.I. learn from, with you as a teacher?
People these days think whips are just for punishments, but historically, we've been very helpful for motivation and practicing self-discipline.
So come to my lab and we'll find out what you can do with a bit of extra encouragement.
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